Computers are Feminine...

This useless post triggered my usually useless mind to make use of my useless energy to generate even more useless facts...Trust me its useful to use this to bring a smile to someone's face :)

Computers are definitely feminine..

1. They get furiously hot when they are left unattended for a long time. Even a touch can burn you then.
2. Once u get to know them, all you do is repeat the same words (i love you/ ctrl alt del) and they misinterpret that you dont care for them anymore.
3. A simple trigger is enough to corrupt their memory (He: I juz got u 20GB of HDD space 2 months bak C: Where?/ He: I got you 2 new sarees only last month She: When?)
4. It is very difficult to end their malfunctioning processes. If want to end task their rubbish, they spawn sub threads to continue to the fight :P
5. They need lots of resources to work properly. If they get starved, they fight with u
6. Avathum computerale manushan azhivadhum computer aale ;)
7. Computer is my first love (and Im straight)
8. If its a fight between you and the computer, the computer always wins..ALWAYS
9. The only way to end the frustration is to shut down, but u juz cant be without the computer too, so u end up switching it on soon after, which invokes verbose profanities (windows was shut down unexpectedly, I know u did it, u r the culprit, accept it dammit!)
10. There can be unknown viruses that you arent aware of, which you beware, but never fully remove from the system (ex-bf, current gf, your ex-gf becoming a friend etc)
11. They are full of problems you dont want to get into, cos there is no end.
12. The outer appearance (desktop) of ur computer is always beautiful to you
13. It takes only 1 part in 1000 parts inside the computer for it to go completely haywire and it takes all of your weekend to try and resolve it. And mostly its a different problem to what you think (He: Why is she moody, I got her a present on her birthday today She: urrrr, he never got me anything for our wedding day this year)
14. When it shows you nothing, then you are in serious trouble. (He: Hey why are you sad - She: Nothing - He: Oh my god!)
15. At the end of a fight, the computer just hangs up on you and you are left to bang your heads
16. You know it doesnt serve any purpose but you end up pleading for the computer to do your work. (kadavule, pls work!)
17. When you want to rush for something is when it takes the longest to execute (Honey, hurry up its getting late for the party, pls dress faster)
18. We always joke with our friends and family that "you can have my computer if you want, its so painful", but inside, you dont feel like giving it up for anything in this world
19. When you buy, you always gape about the model and the make, just 2 yrs later, its just another computer.
20. You never know what their top floor contains (Does anyone know what F1-F12 stand for?)
21. You always think there is an easy way to escape (ESC) from any trouble but it hardly works!
22. Even your worst crap are kept safely in a thrashcan and can be revoked to your disadvantage at any time.
23. After all these trouble, still you pride that its your computer and its the best in the world.
24. Once you have had a taste of it, you never want to be away from it all your life.
25. You never really show that you care, but once you are away from it, you realise its true value.
26. The more you wait, the better you get, but you dont want to wait too long to get one.
27. If they are not "fixed", they are slim and sleek and trendy and are usually in your lap top, but if it has to stay at home, it becomes a desktop, a bit more bulky and usually has a lot more power.
28. You usually dont know where you have placed your things and your computer knows, but still if you want it to "search" for you, it will take ages!
29. A computer can multitask with ease (Hi, I am cooking, talking to u, watching sun tv and taking care of the baby)
30. Computers are really everything built into one. Enlightenment, Entertainment, Expressions all inside and still space for more.


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