Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Clock Work

Daily Planner

8:00am: Start up
9:00am: Office start time. Punctually miss it.
9:30am: Milo time. Mandatory protocol, else will face steaming repurcussions
10:00am: Plan the day ahead by analysing daily reports (sendra naal ulagam).
10:45am: Strategic communication through electronic media.
11:00am: Brainstorming and negotiating with a tough customer (J)
11:30am: Creating vision statements by looking at the system time and counting down.
12:30pm: Manage opportunistic concurrency issues at canteen stall.
1:30pm: Use parallel processing techniques to optimise "time to digest" products.
2:30pm: Come up with functional specifications of idle brain
4:00pm: Emergency team meeting to discuss on contingency plans for procastination
6:00pm: Enhance performance and increase efficiency in leaving office.
7:00pm: Propagate evangelism of work life to confused disciples.
8:30pm: Facilitate collaboration between various teams to share the available snacks
10:30pm: Maintain stock balance by statistical procurement
11:30pm: Summarise the day's progress to boss through tele-conferencing.
1:30am: Analyse existing and future technologies and data mining.
4:00am: Shut down.
8:00am: Restart

6 comments:

TJ said...

veetukku veedu vaasappadi!!!

LovingAndLosing said...

I wish I could program my body to 4 hours of sleep per day. I sleep way too much sometimes!!!

Random Access said...

TJ, cudnt agree more.

Ms. V, trust me, only one person is totally happy with me being this way..and thts me. And i wud say its better to sleep well, eat well and rest well. rest comes next.

Random Access
The search has just begun !!!

museful said...

thats one really interesting daily planner....atleast u have a planner to plan things...organized yet tiring one by the look of it!!!...on the other hand.....for me it would be interesting if i even had daily plan to put in a planner!!

Irritating specimen said...

hmm this sure is a longer version i guess...hmmm

cutefreaky said...

mine is similar to this...just that i sleep from 3 to 7 am..

tata
sukku