Figure lah!

Whats more commonplace than a babe in a single guy's blog? I am surprised that I have never brought up this topic, more surprising cos my aal doesnt read this blog and I am gonna surprise myself by describing 2D geometry aka Singaporean babes. Anyone who has visited Singapore or caught a glimpse of in Discovery would know what I am talking about. For the rest, the girls in Singapore can vie for the highest honours and can put models n actresses and pop singers to shame...of the jenifer lopez variety where the only selling point is whats behind...I read somewhere that the average vital stats has become 32-28-38. Although Singaporeans are not to blame for this (their birth rate is alarming - not the alarm we here in India), the ever increasing Chinese population in the world is doing the stats no good. The author attributed this change to the decreased interest of the frontal view by the males and increased passion to do something from behind...and this has made the female species evolve biologically. Its a sad thing to note good things disappear from this earth! I detest pamelas but I wouldnt mind a handful! Before I shock everyone and digress too much from the topic, coming back to Singapoean babes...

Singapoean gals
They are beauties with their long legs (well, compared to their body size) and compulsory short skirts, mini shorts n skimpy outfits, n most of them being skinny by default, they resemble angels descended to ensure a visual treat to the mere mortals..And if they happen to wear jeans, its a must to have a low cut one with the navel exposed so that the onlookers wont condemn their attire with a typical slur u get from the general public (definitely not the coll going variety) when a girl in India tries to wear anything but a sari showcasing their middle tier. Now probably u will side with me when I proclaim that the sari is the sexiest cloth to wear. It describes the radius of curvatures and maxima and minima like none other. I think the more u leave it to the imagination of the guys, the better u look!

Gimme more...
Oh they are drop dead gorgeous...and when they turn around, u can drop dead. Their face is the first turn off..There is a famous phrase here..."Cover the face, fire the base". And once in a while, u might be wondering if ur sexual orientation has changed..cos u realise that u have been following the rong kinda "gal". For starters, the guys dont expose their navels..so thts a good indication..Honestly, I cant think of any other proper differentiation. It all comes with experience though..so dont worry lah.. Well, their waistline is pretty good and u get an occasional peek, if u r close enuf.. All this when yours truly is wrapped up in a sweater or jacket to such an extent that if I just go without them, I get remarks like "You look handsome today", "What happened to u, r u alrite?".. I pity the babes who have to bear it all to the chillness of A/C present everywhere here, just to maintain their dressing decorum...I guess that sums it up..

Varieties
There are 2 types of singaporean gals. One type will allow their bf to fondle them in public, the other will fondle their bf in public. I have never seen both of them fondle each other..(Dudes wake up, birth rate alarm). I havent been to many other countries, but I guess singapore will have the highest number of ppl cuddling and fondling in public but very less kissing. Buses, trains, shopping malls, markets, u name it.. But theatres, parks, beaches, the traditional indian hangouts, u will hardly find any of these closeness..I just cant theorise a reason why..

The Men ?
A recent discovery travel and adventure channel documentary had this to say. 90% of Singaporean men have monster sperms. Dont get high cos its supposed to be the less fertile variety. So coupled with the birth rate, and lack of coupling with lot of women preferring to stay single until well past 30, u really doubt their caliber. They take pig organ soup to increase their virality. I heard rumours that even the girls in geylang arent satisfied nowadays (Geylang is like Amsterdam).

The Government
I have to be politically correct here. I would advice you to go through the spell check software at www. gov. sg before u post any comments to avoid any legal wranglings later. Atleast one blog owner has already been prosecuted as far as what I heard. I wouldnt wanna take risk as this would probably be my only post on this damned (to be read as darling) country. The government is taking measures to increase birth rate. Those who have 3 children or more get extra benefits (Those who r planning to come to singapore should therefore do some homework). Every year children born on New Year, Chinese new year and my birthday are given gifts and their parents are given preferances for getting houses. People are given day off to "try". All the islands around singapore have concessions and special packages for couples. Wow! is what I hear from u..."Woh Lau, too much work lah, no time for holiday" is what I hear here. "Alamah!" is what I hear from my neighbour. No wonder so many malaysians migrate here, for they have avg of 4 children each. And with the govt's penchant for importing foreign skilled labour and atheletes n stuff to do their work for them, I wonder......

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